okaysizedbangtheory: jellyfish are 97% water and 3% asshole
I love how everyone in my family thinks it is funny to constantly insult me. Way to make me feel even worse about myself.
the good thing about being ugly is that you know that people actually like you for your personality
k1mkardashian: remember when i was going to start working out this summer
venusaurphobia: The polite response to “no homo” is, “no homo taken.”
walking into the kitchen and suddenly finding your...
fiftyshadesofcraig-adams: look what just happened on my facebook ok
-transformer: swaghappy: kurinrin: mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do. OMG IT’s BACK OHHMYYYGOOODDD omfg
thelordofthebutts: people who think saying “sweetie” or “hon” at the end of a sassy argument makes it more of a burn
properleftymuser1578: I have some people I’d like to show this to.