Life of a true sports fan
Me: I cant watch this. I can't do it, I'm going to puke
Me: *watches entire game*
Liz: I'm being attacked by grapes!
Me: I guess you could call them the grapes of wrath!
Liz: Please just stop, Amber.
how to prepare for exams:
do absolutely useless shit for 90% of the day freak out sleep
supchaz: when you like someone and everything they say and do is just extremely cute
itschrisevans: i just want to feel important for once
insidethewires: i actually feel like punching myself after 90% of what i say out loud
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
iboughtafuckinggateau: Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups? they’re like you’re burning us alive our insides are melting hELP US
katara: i was born annoyed