girl reblogging photo of herself: lol bringing this back (:
mike wazowski: put that thing back where it came from or so help me
To bet on it or not to bet on it
annawintour: people who borrow your pen and then start chewing on it
ilovewarrenpeters asked: Hey! I think I've been reading your stuff on mibba if you have the same username lol
sweetnickiandhellaminaj: i was a wimp before tumblr now i’m a jerk and everybody loves me
The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I...
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum has another kid and wants to name it Blue Ivy Santorum, but can’t because Beyoncé and Jay-Z copyrighted the name.
Sometimes I’m on Tumblr and I open up a new tab and go to Tumblr again.
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum thinks Under Pressure is coming on the radio, only to realize it’s Ice Ice Baby. Best one.
Thoughts during school:
English: Oh, the main character of this novel has the same name as my favourite player? I love this class.
Science: This species is anatomically correct? SO IS MY FAVOURITE PLAYER
Art: This Picasso is just perfectly beautiful. JUST LIKE THAT GOAL MY FAVOURITE PLAYER SCORED LAST NIGHT
Math: *solves intense question* MY FAVOURITE PLAYER WEARS THE SAME NUMBER AS THE ANSWER
Moral of the story: Hockey is EVERYWHERE
evgenivmalkin: Man, the Pens really needed that win. So glad we got it.