February 2012
I just had the most bizarre dream ever.
I’m not even kidding
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
Watchglamydia:
oh my god
I love how the kid starts to eat the cake.
What do you call a popular car?
tumbledores-army:
mememaster:
A vehi-cool.
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just for the gif lolol
“Then there is hockey, it’s our national religion, absolute devotion courses...”
– Opening Ceremonies for 2010 Winter Olympics.
Friend: What do you do when it's not hockey season?
Me: I sit there and I wait for it to begin again.
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No. I am Potato Spy
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
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I was made this way! I did not choose to be a monster… Q. Q! Q!!!!
Liar.
I think you are a Russian spy who has been injected with drugs to make you a giant who is a potato murderer.
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I can’t help it! I was made this wayQ! Q! Q!!!!!!
SAYS THE GUY WHO THINKS THE DANCERS AT OUR SCHOOL STUFF POTATOES IN THEIR PANTS.
Yeah, I went there.
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But they’re so tasty with peppercorn and salt Am I a monster?
GASP
YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO THE POTATO RACE
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unearthlyenemy replied to your post: Is it bad that i’m a 16 year old girl, and just cried while watching Lilo and Stitch?
I cry every time I watch every time I watch potatoes being mashed.
They didn’t even have a choice
Anonymous asked: Is it bad that i'm a 16 year old girl, and just cried while watching Lilo and Stitch?
a haiku about school
elewhorerigby:
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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My Immortal, originally by Evanescence, as sung...