ohvegeta: I feel like we’re all on a spiritual hockey retreat in the wilds of our bedrooms, communing with one another, reaching out to each other despite the great divides of our home team colors that normally separate us.
steve-macintyre: obvs the players know what Degrassi is if you are a citizen of Canada, you know what Degrassi is they know
birdshavenoarms: school tomorrow leaves earth
The American Government
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a crap lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can--
Court: How dare you breathe?
I remember a couple years ago I spent all of my allowance money on Top Ramen, and my mom was really mad at me because I got like 60 packs of it. Good times.
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
Who is this guy on the stage and what do “they know?– Kris Letang on Drake’s All-Star Game Performance (via bathtime)
pfef: “lmao” i typed, despite my ass remaining firmly attatched
Now excuse me while I throw my TV out the window. How did Shaun White get a perfect score? Ugh what a bunch of bs
Me: I think I reblogged that already.
Tumblr: Maybe you have.
Me: -clicks reblog-
Me: Ooh you're so hot..
I whispered to my laptop that I had been using for a few hours.