We were in Columbus and I took Toews’ phone, and switched Brent Seabrook’s contact information with a girl Jonathan had been seeing, so her name would come up from Seabrook’s number. When Jonny came back from the bathroom, I texted him from Seabrook’s phone, saying, ‘We have to talk. I’m pregnant.’ This is during dinner so he read the text and his face just dropped! He turned white as a ghost, and he just slid away from the table.
Everyone at the table was in on it, and we saw his reaction, so we thought we’d better stop him before he left and tried to call her. So we told him pretty fast. He had a good laugh.
If I sleep too much, my parents complain. If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain. If I eat too much, my parents complain. If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain. If I’m always in my room, my parents complain. If I go out too much, my parents complain