the-anal-rapist: Trust fall…
the-listening: remlupins: so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win
Leave it to my family to ruin a perfectly good night.
its-a-bingo: i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
coolscar: *accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
Mom: Why are you crying over these middle-aged hairy men?
Me: Because it's the cup
poco-loki: colinmorgs: we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic
chiblogger: chiblogger: GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK oh my gOD
elux: I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen.