May 2013
Watchthe-anal-rapist:
Trust fall…
the-listening:
remlupins:
so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create
and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win
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Leave it to my family to ruin a perfectly good night.
its-a-bingo:
i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
coolscar:
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
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sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
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Mom: Why are you crying over these middle-aged hairy men?
Me: Because it's the cup
poco-loki:
colinmorgs:
we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic
chiblogger:
chiblogger:
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
elux:
I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen.
