philcoulson:

Chris Evans being super done with everything in Snowpiercer

so-hockey-eh:

Hockey: a sport where grown men will fight endlessly about a water bottle [x]

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

All to no avail
This is the last time I’ll abandon you
And this is the last time I’ll forget you
I wish I could

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

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me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Koba: mankind is evil!
Caesar: not all men

bricesander:

Nicole Richie filling out an online dating profile for her friend Erin. 

captainlafitte:

Sebastian Stan + the Wienermobile.

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